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August 5, 2010

An Irish Priest...

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5 August 2010

Just something to brighten your day with a laugh! :)

VATICAN CITY, VATICAN - MARCH 25: Souvenir gifts featuring the face of Pope Benedict XVI are shown in St. Peter's Square on March 25, 2010 in Vatican City, Vatican. The Pope is facing increasing pressure over abuse allegations which involved the German, the American and the Irish Catholic Church. (Photo by Franco)
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her:

Woman: "Father, may I ask a favor?"

Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you?"

Woman: "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me………. Under your robe perhaps?"

Priest: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

Custom Officer: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

Priest: "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked,

Custom Officer: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

Priest: "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) "Go ahead, Father." Next!

Do you think he lied? :)

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